Ok. You ask for an update. Here it is.
I am in Patagonia. Did some glacier trekking, strapped on some crampons, ate some glacier, saw some beautiful lakes, drank some beautiful lakes, went on some beautiful hikes, saw some beautiful mountains, and took pictures of it all.
Just got off a 35 hour bus ride, which involved switching buses 4 times, twice due to the bus breaking down. During this time, I was fed exactly one time, got my camera, with ALL of my pictures, stolen exactly one time, had my favorite earrings lost one time, and had my shoe break in half one time.
I am now in a bus station in a city where there is literally nowhere to sleep and thus we shall spend the night in the bus station.
BLECH